Posted 2 days ago
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titytwochainz:

white person voice: this apple juice is too spicy

(Source: kngshxt)

Posted 2 days ago
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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

Posted 4 days ago

hotchocolate1394:

221cbakerstreet:

havocados:

thisbelleisvegan:

sra-foreveralone:

The best post I have ever seen.

I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.

This is what pranks need to look like

CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING

Thats so nice to see the world actully be nice

(Source: nevver)

Posted 4 days ago
annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

(Source: danielodowd)

Posted 4 days ago

simsgonewrong:

So a wild horse decided to show up in my bathroom.

Posted 4 days ago

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRILBY AND FEDORA

infermon:

THIS IS A TRILBY

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THIS IS A FEDORA

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TRILBIES are what douchebag bro’s wear………………………. FEDORAS are for TRUE class men……… learn the difference…………i am SO SICK of ppl mixing up the two -_- smh

Posted 4 days ago
Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D
Anonymous asked

youneedacat:

natalunasans:

owlturdcomix:

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i like this but i don’t know why.

That’s cute.

Posted 1 week ago

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

Posted 1 week ago

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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(Source: kewlichijou99)

Posted 1 week ago

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

Posted 1 week ago

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

Posted 1 week ago
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via occult101)
Posted 1 week ago
unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob