Posted 9 hours ago

dannielle:

loveontheroxx:

Beyoncé’s full performance at the 2014 VMA’s

Because some of y’all missed it and/or need ya blessins one mo time

urgent

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Posted 9 hours ago

You can’t love until age 25.

honeyipwnedthekids:

You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck. 

Posted 9 hours ago
I need to get something off my chest.
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Posted 2 days ago

rocknrave221:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

"human what the hell are you doing"

(Source: becausebirds)

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curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

Posted 2 days ago

monasticmaestoso:

usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving

FAT FREE YORT

(Source: passcety)

Posted 5 days ago

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: niadil)

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(Source: inarina)

Posted 5 days ago

faceadlibitum:

Finally got myself a straight sword!

Five years ago I got a broadsword as an early birthday gift, and this year I got a straight sword. The engravings are too light to see on camera, but believe me they are beautiful!

Posted 5 days ago

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

Posted 5 days ago

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

Posted 5 days ago

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile)

Posted 5 days ago