Posted 3 hours ago

my eye hurts argh this is it I’m going blind

Posted 3 hours ago

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

Posted 3 hours ago
theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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Posted 6 hours ago

protip #43

supermoclel:

unsure of your real friends? get a bowl cut and see who stays

Posted 6 hours ago

our child hood

theCHAMBA

(Source: katelenny)

Posted 6 hours ago

achievement-hunter:

The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts

Posted 6 hours ago

whorizonwireless:

you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95

Posted 7 hours ago

decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Source: magiprincekouen)

Posted 7 hours ago
I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we’re all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose… When you connect with that love and that compassion, that’s when everything unfolds.
Ellen DeGeneres (via psych-facts)
Posted 7 hours ago

flyingshoppinglist:

i didn’t know they sell you in stores now

image

Posted 13 hours ago

av0idant:

i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like garlic

Posted 13 hours ago

what-nightmares-fear:

I think Yoshi learned how to be a jerk from Mario.